Sunday, September 23, 2007
KIDS :DTEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrongJOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?SARAH: HIJKLMNO!!TEACHER: What are you talking about?SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?CLASS: George!TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have
ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?JOSE: Don't bite any.
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".ELLEN: I is...TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?JONNY: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time.SON: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER: No. Why do you ask that?SON: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did u copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?PUPIL: A teacher.
for your love ;
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